"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"
"you need to make this appointment yourself"
I have no words.
really cuz it seems to me like u have at least 4
captain’s log: what the fuck is going on THESE FRICKIN’ TRIBBLES ARE EVERYWHERE 0/10 DO NOT RECOMMEND
ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now
these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately
even if youre not in the roosterteeth fandom just watch this omg
listening to a good song but it was in a shrek film so the entire time ur like
And in this gifset I demonstrate to you how I feel after 90% of my conversations